He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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