Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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