How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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