it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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