sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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