ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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