im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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