my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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