Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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