And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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