He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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