I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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