Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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