wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You ruined the universe
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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