when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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