Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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