Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My dad just said "fuck circus"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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