2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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