You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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