I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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