I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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