I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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