btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
is wine microwaveable?
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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