im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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