Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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