Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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