your thong is hanging out like whoa
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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