i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
