Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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