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Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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