Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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