Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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