margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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