i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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