why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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