why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
