Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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