ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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