Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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