The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
420 ftw
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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