And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He? As in you personified your dick?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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