Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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