ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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