A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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