whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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