i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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