If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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