I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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