I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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