She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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