FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize