Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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