Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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