He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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