Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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