That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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