Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
