chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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