Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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