your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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